Anal Douching 101 with Boyhous
That is the one question that fans ask me almost every day. Cleaning hole is not my most favorite thing in the world. I fucking hate it. I’ve been cleaning hole of over twenty years. It comes with the territory. It has to be done. What works for me may not work for you. I’m happy to share what works best for me. – Boyhous
How Do You Get Your Hole So Clean?
I’ve found the best results with Psyllium Fiber and the StreemMaster shower douche. Daily Psyllium fiber is like fucking gold. Repeat. Psyllium fiber is like fucking gold It’s not like regular fiber that gives you cramps, gas, bloating, the shits, etc. I don’t even know I’m taking fiber..its that gentle. But when you go, you really go. No running to the bathroom. Nothing like that. It keeps you on your regular schedule. Psyllium fiber bulks up and lubricates the food in your stomach allowing for faster and easier removal when douching. Everyone I know that has tried it, has cut their hole cleaning time in half. Again..it’s like fucking gold. Take note that not all psyllium fiber brands are created equal. Some brands may have other ingredients in them that we don’t really want. The only brand I will use is Yerba Prima…..go with the capsule form unless you like the taste of dirt flavored sewer water (powdered form). Both are equally effective. Yerba Prima pysllium fiber can be purchased anywhere online, Whole Foods Market, and health food stores. Follow the dosage directions on the bottle. I take five capsules 3-5x daily. It’s very important that you drink plenty of water when taking psyllium fiber otherwise it will have an opposite effect and constipate you. Regardless, everyone should be drinking plenty of water daily anyways.
Have Douche Will Travel!
The StreemMaster is the perfect (and my favorite) shower douche as it can be taken anywhere. It easily attaches over any shower head. One minute to set up and one minute to take down. No worry about pipes and wrenches and all that bullshit. I always seemed to end up playing Harry the plumber for two hours with the other types of shower douches. And then nothing ever connected anyways. Fuck that. The streem master douche will simplify everything for you.
I will never ever recommend a bulb douche or fleet type disposable douche. They are fucking useless. (Good bottoms usually deep clean their hole, not skim the surface.) But hey, if it works for you then more power to you. Bulb douches don’t really deep clean. The solutions in cheap disposable enema bottles can be very irritating. If your ass is burning from a fleet douche then you freaking deserve it. I’ll smile and say I told you so!
Know Your Body!
If you know your body then you know when you are done douching. You know if you are holding excess water. You know the routine. I always wait at least a good hour or so after douching in case there may be any left over water still hiding inside your intestines. THERE ALMOST ALWAYS IS. Shit happens.. yes. But the whole point of douching is to avoid that. Fill your ass with water and try to hold it in a minimum of ten to fifteen minutes. If using a standard enema bag or any type with a hose, make sure you let the water stream out first before inserting the tube into your hole. Doing so lets out any air that may be in the enema tube. You don’t want unnecessary air in your stomach!
There are two best positions for water flow when administering an enema. Either lie down on your left side or crouch down on your knees with your ass up in the air. Let the water flow in at a gentle stream. Jump up and down. Roll around. Massage your stomach in an anti clockwise direction. Do whatever you want to move the water around and clean your insides. I’ll repeat filling up with water as necessary until all the water runs clear. Use warm water folks. Not cold. Not hot. Warm water!
Another valuable secret which many don’t know… Imodium (loperamide). After you finish douching your hole, you can take two Imodium capsules or caplets. Why take anti- diarrhea caps? If by chance you are holding any excess water up in your intestines then the Imodium will help!! This is especially effective if you are planning long hours of activity or web camming! Imodium is not a magic pill but it will certainly help!
Replenish The Good Bacteria
Keep in mind if you douche on a regular basis you’re rinsing away a lot of shit (literally) and good bacteria from the stomach. You want to replenish your stomach with the good bacteria to keep it healthy. There are a couple things you can do… Eat plenty of yogurt……REAL yogurt (not Dannon or Yoplait crap. That shit is not yogurt and it does nothing for you but simply taste good). A good (and real) yogurt will have plenty of acidophilus (good bacteria..the stuff we want). The other way to replenish your stomach is to simply take a good probiotic or acidophilus caps every day to replenish what you may have washed away. And again, get a good acidophilus like Jarrow or any similar brand. Go to Whole Foods or a real health food shop.
Don’t be fucking cheap. There are certain things you don’t want to go cheap on. (ALERT! Probiotics would be one of those things) The local CVS/Walgreens type drug store sell crap in a bottle. Their “probiotics” have been on the shelf for longer than we want them to be. And I’m sure in all kinds of temperatures too. They aren’t refrigerated on a local drug store shelf. So if you shop at your little local drug store because its cheap and easy for you, then you’re just going to be buying a bottle of dead bacteria. Why bother? Buy name brand probiotics from Whole Foods or a reputable health food store!
